Thirty. The age of houseplants, brunch plans, and pretending you know how taxes work. Whether they’re owning it or mildly spiralling, a quick “HBD” text isn’t going to cut it — this is milestone territory.
That’s where our 30th birthday cards come in. Thoughtfully cheeky, sweetly sentimental, or downright hilarious, our cards are made for the fridge door, the memory box, or their next Insta story. Personalised and totally keepable, they help you say “Happy 30th” in a way that actually feels personal.
If they’ve got a sense of humour (and you know they do), browse our funny birthday cards. From gently roasting their age to full-on chaos, we’ve got something that’ll make them laugh-snort.
Need it in a hurry? Our birthday ecards deliver straight to their inbox. No postage. No stress.
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Why Choose Our 30th Birthday Cards
Fully Personalised, Just Like Them
Pop in their name, a custom message, or that one photo they hoped would stay buried. From funny quotes to heartfelt notes, our cards let you tell their 30-year story your way.
Fast, Reliable Delivery
Whether you’re organised or it’s a classic last-minute panic, our speedy, trackable delivery options mean your card gets there right on time.
A Style for Every 30-Year-Old Mood
We’ve got cards for the party animals, the brunch queens, and the “please don’t mention my age” types. Elegant, loud, sweet or sassy — pick a design that fits their vibe perfectly.
Affordable, Premium Quality
Printed on lush cardstock with pro-level print and finishes, our cards look designer — but start at just $7.99. Meaning there’s room left in the budget for a gift (or a drink).
Make It a Full-On Birthday Moment
Why stop at a card? Add a small gift like a candle, chocolates, or a personalised keepsake. We’ll bundle it together for a birthday surprise that feels seriously sorted.
Frequently Asked Questions About Our 30th Birthday Cards
Can I personalise a 30th birthday card?
You bet. Add names, inside jokes, funny captions, photos, emojis — even voice notes or video messages. It’s a milestone card they’ll want to keep. Discover all the creative tools you can use here.
What should I write in a 30th birthday card?
Think big milestone energy. That might be a heartfelt “30 looks good on you,” or a cheeky “welcome to the decade where hangovers last two days.” Make it meaningful, funny or brutally honest — just make it them.
What delivery options are available?
Express delivery: 1–2 days. Order by 2pm for same-day dispatch.
Standard delivery: 2–6 days depending on your location.
Schedule-ahead: Get your card to land right on the big day by planning ahead. Read more about our delivery services.