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Cheeky You Make My Knob Throb Hand Drawn Heart With Arrow Through Typography Valentine's Day Card
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Front of card:
A funny and naughty Valentine's Day card featuring a hand-painted love heart with cupids arrow through it and hand-written text in a bold and rough style.

Text reads:
"You make my knob throb! Xx"

Back of card:
Get The Paints Out by Chloe Allum logo.

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