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    Cadbury Dairy Milk Happy Birthday Bar (850g)

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    Eleanor Bowmer Love You Mug & Gift Box

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    Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles Heart Box 200g

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    Red Heart Balloon

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  • Celebrations Centrepiece 'I Like You A Bit' 385g

    Celebrations Centrepiece 'I Like You A Bit' 385g

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    Joma Jewellery 'A Little I Love You' Bracelet With Gift Box

    £23.99

  • Cath Kidston Cherub Heart Tin Candle (100g)

    Cath Kidston Cherub Heart Tin Candle (100g)

    £9.99

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    The Rose Plant Gift Bag With Lindt Chocolates

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    Tatty Teddy 10cm Bride and Groom

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    Tatty Teddy Candle With Hidden Keyring Gift

    £15.99

  • Maltesers Truffles 'You Are Perfect' Box 200g

    Maltesers Truffles 'You Are Perfect' Box 200g

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    £9.99

  • I'm A Sucker For You Unisex Socks

    I'm A Sucker For You Unisex Socks

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  • Mixed Roses in a Hat Box

    Mixed Roses in a Hat Box

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    £32.00

Front of card:
Featuring an illustration of two, cheery pieces of tofu characters and handwritten text on a bright yellow-coloured background.

Text reads:
"I want tofu-ck you!"

Back of card:
Scribbler logo.

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