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Front of card: You're Now In Your Prime! Birthday Card Illustration of a popular YouTube influencer. Text reads: "Happy birthday you're now in your...prime". Back of card: All Things Banter Logo

You're Now In Your Prime! Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring black typography on a yellow background. Text reads: "As cousins go you're okay... I guess happy birthday". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler As Cousins Go You're Okay I Guess Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring black typography on an off white background. Text reads: "An uncoole - one of my parents lane brothers, who tells bad jokes and thinks he’s funny". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler An Uncoole Card

Front of card: Featuring black handwritten typography on a pink background. Text reads: "I'm not going to pretend you’re the best niece because it’s your birthday". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Not Going To Pretend You’re The Best Niece Because It’s Your Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a medal. Text reads: "A birthday medal for my brother" and "dick head". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler A Birthday Medal For My Brother Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring white uppercase typography on a blue background. Text reads: "Happy birthday brother you old codger". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Brother You Old Codger Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a beaver on a blue background. Text reads: "Dam your old mum". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Dam Your Old Mum Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a smelly milk carton character. Text reads: "You're so old that if you were milk... I'd have to give you a sniff first!". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler You're So Old That Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring black handwritten typography on a green background. Text reads: "I'm not going to pretend you’re the best brother because it’s your birthday". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Not Going To Pretend You’re The Best Brother Because It’s Your Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring white uppercase typography on a green background. Text reads: "Your birthday is near Christmas? That must suck hahaha". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Your Birthday Is Near Christmas Card

Front of card: Featuring black uppercase handwritten typography on an orange background. Text reads: "I won’t comment on your age, that joke is old… …like you!". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler I Won’t Comment On Your Age That Joke Is Old Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a chocolate bar on a pink background. Text reads: "Cheeky birthday finger". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Cheeky Birthday Finger Card

Front of card: Featuring black handwritten typography on an orange background. Text reads: " You were an accident". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Humorous You Were An Accident Card

Front of card: Featuring black typography on an orange background. Text reads: "Old age is coming for all of us. But you’re first, you old fucker!". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Old Age Is Coming For All Of Us 40th Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring handwritten text with a hand-drawn blue pie chart with a small orange slice in it on an off-white coloured background. Text reads: "Boyfriend, what shall we do for your Birthday: Get naked. Get naked but in yellow" Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Boyfriend What Shall We Do For Your Birthday Pie Chart Card

Front of card: Featuring a pink and yellow pie chart on a white background. Text reads: "What shall we do for your birthday: get naked, get naked but in yellow". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Girlfriend What Shall We Do For Your Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring white uppercase typography on a pink and purple background. Text reads: "Nan, do you remember when you were young… probably not!". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Nan Do You Remember When You Were Young Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring handwritten typography on a green background. Text reads: "Niece, you’re great but your parents are questionable". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Niece You’re Great But Your Parents Are Questionable Card

Front of card: Featuring black uppercase typography on a peach background. Text reads: "You are my son and it is your birthday. happy birthday.". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler You Are My Son And It Is Your Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring handwritten typography on a purple background. Text reads: "Niece, you turned out so much better than your parents". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Niece You Turned Out So Much Better Than Your Parents Card

Front of card: Featuring handwritten typography on a purple background. Text reads: "To my favourite nephew! (just kidding, I hate you all equally)". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler To My Favourite Nephew Just Kidding I Hate You All Equally Card

Front of card: Featuring black handwritten typography on a white background. Text reads: "I'm not going to pretend you’re the best son because it’s your birthday". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Not Going To Pretend You’re The Best Son Because It’s Your Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring handwritten typography on a yellow background. Text reads: "To my favourite niece! (just kidding, I hate you all equally)". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler To My Favourite Niece Just Kidding I Hate You All Equally Card

Front of card: Featuring black uppercase handwritten typography on an orange background. Text reads: "Son, I preferred you when you were younger. You did what you were told". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Son I Preferred You When You Were Younger Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring black uppercase handwritten typography on an green background. Text reads: "Son, I preferred you when you were a baby. You didn’t backchat.". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Son I Preferred You When You Were A Baby Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring bold uppercase typography on a cream background. Text reads: "Congrats on making it to another birthday gramps". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Congrats On Making It To Another Birthday Gramps Card

Front of card: Featuring handwritten typography on a blue background. Text reads: "Nephew, you’re great but your parents are questionable". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Nephew You’re Great But Your Parents Are Questionable Card

Front of card: Featuring white typography on a pink background. Text reads: "Niece, I am so glad you grew into your face, you had us all worried for a while. Happy birthday". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Niece So Glad You Grew Into Your Face Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a pie chart. Text reads: "Why I sent you this card. We’re cousins and it’s your birthday. My mum made me.". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Why I Sent You This Card Cousin Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a pie chart. Text reads: "What happens when you become a teenager, you get told off more, pubes, everyone calls you a ‘stroppy teenager’, spots". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

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